MOCKTALE – WHAT IS SMART CITY ..?

http://www.businessdictionary.com – DEFINITION

A developed urban area that creates sustainable economic development and hih quaity of life by excelling in multiple key areas; economy, mobility, environment, people, living, and government. Excelling in these key areas can be done so through strong human capital, social capital, and/or ICT infrasructure…

WIKIPEDIA DEFINITION ..A smart city (also smarter city) uses digital technologies to enhance performance and well being, to reduce costs and resource consumption, and to engage more effectively and actively with its citizens. Key ‘smart‘ sectors include transport, energy, health care, water and waste.

TEN NEWS DEFINITION : USE OF LATEST TECHNOLOGIES IN THE PROVISION , MAINTENANCE AND LEVY – COLLECTION OF USER CHARGES.. OF BASIC URBAN SERVICES BY THE URBAN LOCAL BODY

 

MOCKTALE – WHATS IS SMART CITY ?

(Note  : Stories in Mocktale are works of fiction intended to bring a smile to your face. They bear no connection to events and characters in real life )

NARENDRA MODI : A CITY WHERE  70% OR MORE ADULT POPULATION SPEAKS  SMARTLY .. LIKE I DO !

RAHUL GANDHI : A CITY WHERE  70% OR MORE ADULT POPULATION IS A ” TOURIST  ” .. FOR EXAMPLE BANGKOK  ..

ARVIND KEJRIWAL ..A CITY WHERE  70% OR MORE ADULT POPULATION IS NOT CORRUPT….OF COURSE  .EXCEPT OFFICERS AND POLITICIANS..

AMIT SHAH : A CITY WHERE  70% OR MORE ADULT POPULATION .. TRADES IN SOMETHING..

AKHILESH YADAV :  A CITY WHERE  70% OR MORE ADULT POPULATION RIDES DAILY ON SMART CYCLES FROM HOME TO OFFICE/BUSINESS AND BACK…..OF COURSE  EXCEPT OFFICERS AND POLITICIANS..

SONIA GANDHI ..READING A PAPER IN HER HAND :  A CITY WHERE  70% OR MORE ADULT POPULATION ,  LOVES SMART WOMEN ..LIKE ME…FOR EXAMPLE ..AMETHI

SHEILA DIXIT : A CITY WHERE  70% OR MORE ADULT POPULATION TRAVELS ON FLYOVERS ..

PROF MURLI MANOHAR JOSHI : .A CITY WHERE  70% OR MORE ADULT POPULATION LISTENS SMARTLY .

SACHIN TENDULAKR : A CITY WHERE  70% OR MORE ADULT POPULATION EATS , DRINKS AND SLEEPS …ON CRICKET !

AMIATBH BACHHAN : ..A CITY WHERE  70% OR MORE ADULT POPULATION ACTS SMARTLY….LIKE SRK ?

YOUNG GIRL  WITH A SMARTPHONE IN HAND SAID …A CITY WHERE  70% OR MORE ADULT POPULATION  USES  SMARTPHONES…

A SMARTLY DRESSED YOUNG BOY SAID …A CITY WHERE  70% OR MORE ADULT POPULATION DRESSES SMARTLY ..I MEAN 3 PIECE COAT , SHIRT , TROUSERS , BANYAN , UNDERWEAR  SOCKS   OF PETER ENGLAND BRAND  FOR MALE POPULATION AND  RITU BERI FOR BRAND FEMALE POPULATION.

A MUNICIPAL OFFICER : …A CITY WHERE  70% OR MORE ADULT POPULATION PAYS TAXES ,  USER CHARGES  (AND ALSO THEIR PERSONAL SERVICE CHARGES…WITHOUT HUE AND CRY ..)

A MUNICIPAL ENGINEER :  A CITY WHERE  70% OR MORE ADULT POPULATION MAKE NO COMPLAINTS ABOUT NO WATER , NO CLEANING , NO STREETLIGHTS ..

A FOODY AT DOMINO’S…OUTLET SAID…A CITY WHERE  70% OR MORE ADULT POPULATION EATS PIZZAS, BURGERS , COLD DRINKS… USES TISSUE PAPERS TO CLEAN MOUTH AND HANDS…..AND AFTER USING WASHROOMS…

A SLUM DWELLER AT DHARAVI – MUMBAI SLUM CLUSTER SAYS .. A CITY WHERE  70% OR MORE ADULT POPULATION STAYS IN SLUMS..WITH 12 SQ YARD SPACE…TEENS ON HEAD..

A REAL ESTATE DEVELOPER FROM NEW DELHI SAYS .. .A CITY WHERE  70% OR MORE ADULT POPULATION LIVES IN A SINGLE ROOM STUDIO APARTMENTS.. ( 1 PERSON 1 APARTMENT )

A MUMBAI BASED DOCTOR SAYS ..A CITY WHERE  70% OR MORE ADULT POPULATION HAS MEDICLAIM INSURANCE POLICY

A WINE LOVER FROM MUMBAI : . A CITY WHERE  70% OR MORE ADULT POPULATION. DRINKS ONLY FOREIGN LIQUOR..AND NOT  IMFL..

A MUMBAI POLICE OFFICER – A CITY WHERE  70% OR MORE ADULT POPULATION BREAKS LAW,  BLAMES POLICE AND POLITICIANS..

A HARDCORE MUMBAI CRIMINAL  : A CITY WHERE  70% OR MORE ADULT POPULATION WEARS MINIMUM 10 GRAM GOLD  CHAINS AND KEEPS MINIMUM 100 GRAMS AT HOME .

A SUPREME COURT LAWYER FROM NEW DELHI : A CITY WHERE  70% OR MORE ADULT POPULATION FILES CASES IN VARIOUS COURTS AND ALSO LIES ON OATH BEFORE THE COURT AND ALSO IN AFFIDAVITS..

A MEMBER OF PARLIAMENT SAYS .. A CITY WHERE  70% OR MORE ADULT POPULATION ,  DO NOT REMEMBER  NAME, WHEREABOUTS OF M.P…AND THE WORK DONE BY THEM…

A FEMALE NEWS CHANNEL JOURNALIST – A CITY WHERE  70% OR MORE ADULT POPULATION AT ANY GIVEN TIME WATCHES… NEWS CHANNELS..FOR NEXT ….BREAKING !

Stories in Mocktale are works of fiction intended to bring a smile to your face. They bear no connection to events and characters in real life.